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    1. No term limits so 25 strikes before you’re finally out

    2. You can filibuster the game by arguing with the umpires for 24 hours straight

    3. A stolen base is immediately reported to the ethics committee

    4. Lobbyists allowed to appeal to umps to overturn calls

    5. Errors recorded as “conflict of interest”

    6. A foul ball is one that is hit outside party lines

    7. Russian umpires not allowed