1. No term limits so 25 strikes before you’re finally out
2. You can filibuster the game by arguing with the umpires for 24 hours straight
3. A stolen base is immediately reported to the ethics committee
4. Lobbyists allowed to appeal to umps to overturn calls
5. Errors recorded as “conflict of interest”
6. A foul ball is one that is hit outside party lines
7. Russian umpires not allowed